Oh, Bush Baby

I just loved the stories today about Dubya on today's BBC website:

Mississippi breaks Midwest levee

President George W Bush promised help to the affected areas.

"I fully understand people are upset when they lose their home. A person's home is their most valued possession," he said.

"We want to work with the state and local folks to have a clear strategy to help people."

Bush calls for offshore drilling

Mr Bush said existing restrictions on offshore drilling were "outdated and counter-productive".

His move comes as US consumers are calling for action to tackle high oil prices that have pushed prices at the pump to more than $4 (£2) a gallon.